What would you do if you walked into your bedroom, and found Superman boning your girlfriend? Pretty fucked up right? Well that’s what happened to me, and that’s why I hate that guy and made this site. I mean there’s not much else I can do. It’s not like I can kick his ass or anything. So after much thought over tea and crumpets, I’m just kidding I don’t eat tea and crumpets, I just always wanted to say that, after a few cups of coffee, I realized the only way I can hurt him is by ruining his image. You’ve all seen how fast celebrities fall from grace with one bad haircut, or false quote on television. So it has become my objective to pull back the curtain, or in this case, that silly red cape, on the real guy that seems to be able to fly at high speeds but never messes up his hair. Sure my motivation is based on revenge, and perhaps Lois and I didn’t have the perfect relationship, but who does? That doesn’t mean he can come flying through my window when I’m not around. So for the time being, I’m writing down my progress in my journal for all of you to read. My therapist says that I have to express myself, and be more honest about my feelings, so what better way to do that than share my experiences with all of you.

For now, there are two big ways that you can help me get my revenge. The first is to share this site, and my journal entries with all of your friends and let everyone know about Staniel Caulfield’s mission.IMG_7512

The second way is to tell him I said “Fuck You!” anytime you see him. And the best way to do that is to take a picture, like this one and then post it on your social media sites. But remember to let me know you did it, so that way I can repost it, and get a good sense of how many people have joined my mission.

Staniel's FacebookIf you have Facebook, find me at https://www.facebook.com/staniel.caulfield or the Official I Hate Superman Facebook Page – https://www.facebook.com/Staniels.Revenge

Instagram-logoIf you have Instagram Hashtag your photo with any of the following: #ihatesuperman #stanielcaulfield #manofspandex or any other way you’d like to describe your distaste for him, but just make sure you send it to @stanielcaulfield so I can repost it.

TwitterIf you’re on twitter, follow me @I_Hate_Superman

 I really wouldn’t be able to take on this task alone, so I appreciate all your help.

Thanks for the support!


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